We get one wild and precious life, what are you going to do with yours?
Lifequake Launchpad
Order stamped, freedom awaits (apparently).
You've been so busy getting on with the treadmill of life that you've only just realised it kind of feels like a massive anti climax, you don't feel that free, that fresh start everyone promised hasn't quite happened and most frustrating of all, your ex is still living rent free in your head.
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It's time for a post divorce reset because your comeback story ain't going to write itself.
Are you legally divorced but emotionally stuck? Are you ready to write the mother of all comebacks, reclaim your confidence and take charge of your future without spending years in therapy?
Lifequake Launchpad
So you’re divorced. The papers are signed, the dust has settled but somehow you’re still stuck.
You thought this would be your fresh start but instead you’re second-guessing everything, waiting to magically feel 'better' and wondering why the hell you still don’t feel like you.
It's time to go from underwhelmed to on top of the world in just 3 months.
The thing you need to understand? Divorce isn't an ending, it’s the biggest, boldest opportunity you’ll ever have to redefine your life on your terms. In just 3 months, we’ll unearth what’s really holding you back, reclaim your confidence and ignite your next chapter. No fluff, no endless soul-searching, just real, practical support to help you stop just going through the motions and actually start living. Because your divorce is just one chapter, don't let it become your whole story.
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Remember people telling you that time heals everything? Yeah, sorry to say but time alone won't fix this. You don’t need more months of waiting, more late night overthinking or more pretending you’re fine when you’re not. You've already wasted enough time in a relationship that wasn't right, the last thing you need now is more time, standing in line, waiting for the "new life" bus to magically appear.
What does heal is action and you need a solid plan with no-BS, kickass support that actually moves the needle and makes you feel fu*king alive. You need Lifequake Launchpad to catapult you into the life that you were always meant to be living, one that feels so great it almost doesn't make sense.
How Do I Know All This?
Because I still remember clawing my way to the finish line of my divorce, expecting life to be miraculously different once I got there.
To be fair I did paint a wall in my house canary yellow on the day I got my decree absolute, it felt fun and freeing but life came crashing down only 1 day later, with the reality of a post divorce life setting in and ongoing nonsense from my now ex husband.
I didn't feel free AT ALL.
I felt exhausted, I was so drained from the divorce itself that I was totally unprepared for life beyond it. When I realised I couldn't just flip a switch and turn all the post divorce bollocks from the other side off, I started to panic, it was beginning to feel like a life sentence with no get out of jail free card.
I just kept going, life took over, my kids lives defined my life, work was a constant and years went by before I realised I was so bloody done with the D word being both defining and dominant.
Does any of this sound familiar?​
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You're floored as you thought that magic bit of divorce paperwork would change everything but it hasn't
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Unresolved baggage is keeping you trapped in a cycle of what ifs and tethered to the past
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Big emotions like resentment, shame and anger are running the show more often that you'd like
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You swore you were done but your ex is still living rent free in your head
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You're exhausted from second-guessing every decision, from finances to Friday night plans
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Low-key jealous of people who seem to 'bounce back' while you’re still wading through the emotional mud
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Rolling your eyes at all the 'divorce is a fresh start!' quotes while secretly hoping they’re right
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Telling yourself that you should be grateful for what you have, life could be worse
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You've been putting yourself so far down the list for so long you've no real idea who you are anymore
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Your once supportive tribe has disbanded and you're loathe to admit you aren't thriving like you say you are
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You keep clinging to the idea that time heals everything, but deep down, you know you need more than just another year on the clock.
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The idea that Plan B could be better than Plan A is just something that happens to other women
I get it. That shouty inner critic of yours drowns out everything else, leaving you stuck in a loop of "I’m not good enough". You have no clue where to start rebuilding and even if you did… do you really deserve that kind of life? Surely that’s only for other women. The ones who have it all figured out.
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Fu*k that.
That life-limiting bullsh*t you’ve been telling yourself? It ends today.
It's time to grab that bold, beautiful and limitless future of yours by the horns.
Are you ready to embrace the uncomfortable? To shed the skins of the past and start taking up space?
Lifequake Launchpad is for you if:
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You’re done refreshing your ex’s socials and ready to start refreshing your own life.
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You refuse to let your post-divorce story be a tragic sequel, you’re here for the plot twist.
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You’re finally curious about YOU, what you want and what makes you tick beyond just coffee and surviving.
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You need real talk and results, not another 'just raise your vibration' spiel.
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You’re willing to put in the work, even if it’s uncomfortable, ugly cries included.
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You’re craving a future that makes you want to high five yourself, not just tolerate another Tuesday.
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You’re open to shifting how you see yourself, your past and what’s possible even if that thought terrifies you a little.
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You want accountability, someone to call you out (with love and maybe a well timed F bomb) when you start making excuses.
Lifequake Launchpad isn't for you if:
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You’re looking for a ‘talk-it-out’ therapy approach. This programme's based on action, not years of analysis.
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You still think your ex is the problem. Newsflash: this is actually way more about you, not them.
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You’re hoping for a magic wand, not a mirror. This work works but only if you do.
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You treat self-investment like an optional extra, not a necessity. If you won’t bet on yourself, who will?
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You think rediscovering yourself is selfish. Spoiler: It’s not. And if that idea makes you squirm, this probably isn’t for you.
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You’d rather stay stuck in “Why me?” than shift to “What’s next?”
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You’re married to your excuses. No judgment, but if you’re still saying ‘I can’t because…’ this might not be your time.
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You’re more comfy staying the same. That’s cool but this program is for makers who are ready to shake sh*t up.
Lifequake Launchpad is the ULTIMATE post-divorce power move
Just imagine this...
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You're bossing life with main character energy, no longer playing a supporting role in someone else's story. YOU are the centre of your world and everyone else in your orbit is better off as a result.
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You've got a f*ck-yes spark for life and it's taking you places you never imagined possible now that fear's not holding you back.
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You're navigating life with unshakable confidence, the self-doubt? Gone. The voice that says, 'Can I do this?' Replaced with a resounding 'Abso-fu*cking-lutely I can'.
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A bold, no-limits future, you’re not settling for 'fine', you're crafting a future that feels expansive, exciting and 100% yours.
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You faced the sh*t head-on and finally closed the door on your past, only bright days lie ahead and you're bringing sunshine and blue skies.
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You're creating a future so damn good, your past is green with envy. No vague hopes or ‘one day’ dreams, just bold audacious moves that are worth waking up for.
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You've got magnetic energy and people are noticing the change. The wins, opportunities and next-level moments keep rolling in, because that’s just who you are now.
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You've got a toolkit for handling the hard days, because they’ll still come but they won't feel like the emotional high jacking of the past.
Sounds too good to be true? Trust me, this and more are entirely possible, it's time to believe in yourself and invest in your future.
Let's talk about what's included in the programme:
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Complimentary Discovery Call – Let's workout upfront if I’m the coach to help you get unstuck and start living like the badass you’re meant to be.
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The Lifequake Launchpad Workbook – Not just another worksheet you’ll half-fill and forget about. This is your personal blueprint for reinvention. When you commit to it, it becomes your North Star, your guide to breaking free, setting audacious goals and staying on track long after our work together is done. RRP £100
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6 x 1 Hour Coaching Calls (Fortnightly) – Deep-dive sessions designed to get to the root of what’s keeping you stuck. No fluff, no BS, just real transformation, accountability and momentum. RRP £1200
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Empowering Action Plans – No more spinning your wheels. After every session you’ll get a clear, doable roadmap so you know exactly what steps to take next, zero guesswork, zero overwhelm. £120
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WhatsApp Support (Monday – Friday) – Because your breakthroughs won’t always happen on schedule. Need a reality check? A pep talk? A kick up the ass? I’m in your corner. RRP £600
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Audio Affirmations – Your go-to reminders for when self doubt creeps in. Hit play, rewire your mindset and remind yourself exactly who the f*ck you are. £100
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Tapping Scripts – When emotions get messy, you’ll have powerful EFT tools at your fingertips. Release the baggage, shift your energy and move forward faster, again and again. £100
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Total Value (RRP) £2,200
The full price cost of Lifequake Launchpad is £1,200 but it's currently on offer for just £600
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What's the catch? There isn't one.
I'm running the programme in BETA which means, in exchange for your help, shaping the programme and feedback after it, I'm offering a juicy 50% discount.
Did you really come this far to fall at the final hurdle and live a half-baked life, tethered to the past?
This is your sliding doors moment. One version of you gets to live a life that feels unbelievably good—the other just keeps wishing she had.
So…which one are you?
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A little bit about me
Hi, I’m Fiona, a divorce coach and the founder of Neom Divorce Coaching. Neom is everything I wish I’d had when navigating my very difficult and acrimonious divorce 8 years ago. Practical & emotional, empathetic support to help you get your sh*t together, whether you're trying to get your head around what's happening so you feel prepared or through the other side but still feeling stuck.
Lifequake Launchpad is everything I've done, in a far more concise, considered and conscious format, to heal, reclaim and transform my life into what it is today, totally unrecognisable and 100 % improved than my Plan A.
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I am now a happily married mum of 2 and bonus mum of 1, we are outnumbered by our pets and live a joyful and chaotic life. A big lover of food, wine, swearing, sunsets and travel and a believer that as we only get one life, it had better be bloody great.
